Man survives bear attack with small caliber pistol

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    Man survives bear attack with small caliber pistol

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    Never would have thought about that.....

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    I'm horrified. Honestly, I could never do something like that. This is why I only bring poor runners with me when I go hiking
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    There WILL be patents with this (simple) discovery. That, and "type III levers". It's untapped wealth, waiting for you who Google. Or your kids. People expanding on the potential are welcome to elucidate; I didn't phrase it well

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    All it takes is a knife. That is especially useful when SCUBA diving near sharks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post
    All it takes is a knife. That is especially useful when SCUBA diving near sharks.


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    Ha-ha - pragmatism at its best. The only problem with this methodology is that after this happens a couple of times, you can't find anyone that will go out in the woods with you anymore. ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DefConGun View Post
    Ha-ha - pragmatism at its best. The only problem with this methodology is that after this happens a couple of times, you can't find anyone that will go out in the woods with you anymore. ;-)
    Dead (or eaten) men tell no tales. lol
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    We camped in areas where it wasn't a matter whether you would see any bears, it was a matter of how many and when. We took many precautions with food, etc. But, my Ex one day asked me why I didn't seem real concerned about the bears.... and I told her , "because I can run alot faster than you can". I could see this look on her face like the wheels were turning in her brain.... and she seemed to be thinking that one over all day.
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    When I read the title I thought the bear had a small caliber pistol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    We camped in areas where it wasn't a matter whether you would see any bears, it was a matter of how many and when. We took many precautions with food, etc. But, my Ex one day asked me why I didn't seem real concerned about the bears.... and I told her , "because I can run alot faster than you can". I could see this look on her face like the wheels were turning in her brain.... and she seemed to be thinking that one over all day.
    So is that why she is your Ex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    We camped in areas where it wasn't a matter whether you would see any bears, it was a matter of how many and when. We took many precautions with food, etc. But, my Ex one day asked me why I didn't seem real concerned about the bears.... and I told her , "because I can run alot faster than you can". I could see this look on her face like the wheels were turning in her brain.... and she seemed to be thinking that one over all day.
    You could have had a save if you had immediately added "After all, honey, your meaner than any old bear. My money would be on you."

    On second thought, that may not have helped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mkh View Post
    So is that why she is your Ex?
    Or did she become 'the ex' the next day, when she got eaten?
    There WILL be patents with this (simple) discovery. That, and "type III levers". It's untapped wealth, waiting for you who Google. Or your kids. People expanding on the potential are welcome to elucidate; I didn't phrase it well

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