This is a discussion on I was up close and personal with a "flesh eating Zombie" last night. For real. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by dukalmighty At my age I wear the traditional Crap-Out line of depends,you get me in a grip/joint lock/choke from which I can't ...
Somehow I failed to make the Zombie connection to a smelly homeless guy in an apartment lobby
Smelly, homeless guys attract Zombies.
HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MIAMI?!?!?
It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day
Sounds like all the first responders are taking the heat, as this thing grows. Thanks for doing what you do, all y'all. Stay safe.
I've heard of several of the recent "bath salts" news items, of course, although the image that had gone through my mind was of someone snorting a little pile of epsom salts for jollies. I guess you could say that Mom never had to worry about me, regarding such "street" diversions. (Thanks, Mom.)
Bathing salts? Uh, not exactly.
Amazing how pursuit of a "high" can be a terminal exercise in seeing how low one can go. UWI = Upright While Intoxicated.
Just so I'm clear...It's OK to eat people as long as bath salts are NOT involved?
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
2 Ruger alaskan .454s
Fla. man bites, threatens EMTs helping him after DUI arrest
Copycat Zombie bites EMS!Fla. man bites, threatens EMTs helping him after DUI arrest
Bit the arm of one and spit blood in the responder's face as he yelled at them that he would eat their faces, like the guy in Miami
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
Abuse of Bath Salts...resulting in a morbid, bizarre, insatiable desire to consume human flesh.
I love everything about living in these pre-apocalyptic times. Witness the beginning of the Zombieic Era of Mankind.
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Would this "Bath Salts" by any chance be imported from China? Just wondering.
Vietnam Vets, WELCOME HOME
Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.