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I was up close and personal with a "flesh eating Zombie" last night. For real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    At my age I wear the traditional Crap-Out line of depends,you get me in a grip/joint lock/choke from which I can't escape the smell warns the individual that I just Crapped-out
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    Somehow I failed to make the Zombie connection to a smelly homeless guy in an apartment lobby



    Smelly, homeless guys attract Zombies.

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    Sounds like all the first responders are taking the heat, as this thing grows. Thanks for doing what you do, all y'all. Stay safe.

    I've heard of several of the recent "bath salts" news items, of course, although the image that had gone through my mind was of someone snorting a little pile of epsom salts for jollies. I guess you could say that Mom never had to worry about me, regarding such "street" diversions. (Thanks, Mom.)

    Bathing salts? Uh, not exactly.

    Amazing how pursuit of a "high" can be a terminal exercise in seeing how low one can go. UWI = Upright While Intoxicated.
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    Just so I'm clear...It's OK to eat people as long as bath salts are NOT involved?
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    Fla. man bites, threatens EMTs helping him after DUI arrest

    Fla. man bites, threatens EMTs helping him after DUI arrest
    Bit the arm of one and spit blood in the responder's face as he yelled at them that he would eat their faces, like the guy in Miami
    Copycat Zombie bites EMS!
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    Abuse of Bath Salts...resulting in a morbid, bizarre, insatiable desire to consume human flesh.

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    Would this "Bath Salts" by any chance be imported from China? Just wondering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Sounds like all the first responders are taking the heat, as this thing grows. Thanks for doing what you do, all y'all. Stay safe.

    I've heard of several of the recent "bath salts" news items, of course, although the image that had gone through my mind was of someone snorting a little pile of epsom salts for jollies. I guess you could say that Mom never had to worry about me, regarding such "street" diversions. (Thanks, Mom.)

    Bathing salts? Uh, not exactly.
    Amazing how pursuit of a "high" can be a terminal exercise in seeing how low one can go. UWI = Upright While Intoxicated.
    It appears the combination to obtain this effect would be mixing some "Cloud Nine" with a hint of "Lunar Wave" and throwing in a splash of "Scarface."
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Would this "Bath Salts" by any chance be imported from China? Just wondering.
    When WalMart starts carrying it, yes.
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