Walmart Would-Be Robber Hit By Own Truck Leaving Store

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    Walmart Would-Be Robber Hit By Own Truck Leaving Store

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    The injured man got back into the truck and two drove a short while, but then called rescue personnel. The New Yorker is now at Inova Fairfax Hospital and "remains in serious condition," according to Mills.
    The New York man's name hasn't been released, because Walmart "declined to prosecute," Mills told HuffPost.
    The Florida man isn't so lucky. He's been identified as Robert V. Lyons, and charged with reckless driving.

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    That's a great one

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    Somehow, BG Basic Training is failing miserably in producing elite BG's. Is all this stupidity running loose not reducing the herd just a little?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector71 View Post
    Somehow, BG Basic Training is failing miserably in producing elite BG's. Is all this stupidity running loose not reducing the herd just a little?
    They must breed like rabbits huh?
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    "ROBBERY"? Shoplifting is more like it.
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    I remember back when I was younger (mind you im only 26) bad guys were smarter and got away, now a days its just sad to see the news. o.0
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    Both men were in Northern Virginia for construction work, Mills said, helping to renovate a local hotel.
    If their construction skills are comparable to their theft skills I would not want to be in anything they built.
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    I used to shop there on an infrequent basis. I would have paid to see that one in person just to be able to walk up to them and LMAO right in front of them. What morons.
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    at least they only hurt themselves.

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    Thats almost as funny as the story I heard on the radio last week, where some bank robbers busted into the bank, and some girl was just near the door as they came in, she rushes out, panics and jumps in the first car she can to get away, and its the robbers car, idling in front of the bank she takes.
    They carjack another car as they come out, but the look on their faces when they came out must have been priceless.

    I can just see their next bank heist meeting;

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