The Sheriff's Office

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    The Sheriff's Office

    Another old one, but still pretty funny.

    "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

    "Yes. What can I do for you?"

    "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his firewood and hiding marijuana inside!"

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they split yer farwood?"
    "Yep!"
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    They are not called public servants for nothing. LOL
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    LOL!
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    Hahahaha! A yearly ritual up here in Vermont! Used to be harder to get the sherriff to do it for ya, though....

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