You Can't Make This Up

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    You Can't Make This Up

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    "Something must of hit the primer of one of the bullets," Bentley said. "The bullet stayed in the purse, but its casing put a hole in the purse and caused a minor leg wound."
    Simple physics.
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    "Inside Woman" and "Inside woman's purse" are two very different things. I was very curious, now I'm just dissapointed.

    But I found this word humorous:

    "The 56-year-old woman was taken to a local hospital and was eventually discharged"
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    The things we girls carry in our purses. I carry bullets in mine, but they are surrounded by a gun.

    If her idea of self defense is throwing bullets at her attacker....her tactics are sorely lacking.
    A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
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    Glad it wasn't a grenade.WOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RayBar View Post
    Glad it wasn't a grenade.WOW.
    That might have completely ruined her purse.
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    Hope it wasn't a Luis Vitton or a Coach!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gasmitty View Post
    Hope it wasn't a Luis Vitton or a Coach!
    Oh! That would really hurt.
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    A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
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    When I read this OP link - I thought that she might have been hit with an exploding bullet which would explode inside a woman (or a man) if it contacted bone.
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    It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day

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    "She was unaware she had bullets in her purse". Wait, WHAT!?


    "To blame a gun for a mans decision is to foolishly attribute free will to an inanimate object"- Colion Noir.

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    Happend at work at our indoor range about six years ago ,instructor tossed a 40cal round into a ammo can with loose rounds in it from about three feet away BAM ,struck the primer of another round. What are the odds.
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    "Something must of hit the primer of one of the bullets,"
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