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"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."
- Thomas Jefferson
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Simple physics."Something must of hit the primer of one of the bullets," Bentley said. "The bullet stayed in the purse, but its casing put a hole in the purse and caused a minor leg wound."
The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.
"Inside Woman" and "Inside woman's purse" are two very different things. I was very curious, now I'm just dissapointed.
But I found this word humorous:
"The 56-year-old woman was taken to a local hospital and was eventually discharged"
Walk softly ...
The things we girls carry in our purses. I carry bullets in mine, but they are surrounded by a gun.
If her idea of self defense is throwing bullets at her attacker....her tactics are sorely lacking.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
Hope it wasn't a Luis Vitton or a Coach!
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When I read this OP link - I thought that she might have been hit with an exploding bullet which would explode inside a woman (or a man) if it contacted bone.
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It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day
"She was unaware she had bullets in her purse". Wait, WHAT!?
"To blame a gun for a mans decision is to foolishly attribute free will to an inanimate object"- Colion Noir.
Happend at work at our indoor range about six years ago ,instructor tossed a 40cal round into a ammo can with loose rounds in it from about three feet away BAM ,struck the primer of another round. What are the odds.
The easy way is always mined.
Must have. Must HAVE! Gah!"Something must of hit the primer of one of the bullets,"
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