Saw a female winner yesterday

Saw a female winner yesterday

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    Saw a female winner yesterday

    I was in a gun shop in town here yesterday and a young female walked in. She was probably in her mid 20s. She handed the clerk 8 $100.00 bills and said she wanted a gift certificate. The clerk asked her what it was for. She said it was for her BF for father's day so he could pick out and buy a gun for father's day with it. Boy, I bet he'll be happy when she gives it to him.

    He's got himself a real winner there.
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    Wow! congrats to whoever he is!
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    Hope BF realizes he's supposed to give the gun to his dad.

    Thanks, Son. You have a real winner there.

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    Nice that she did a gift cert to a gun shop, too, rather than just hand him the money and tell him to go buy a gun. She obviously wants him to spend it on a gun, no questions asked.
    I'm in favor of gun control -- I think every citizen should have control of a gun.
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    Man and I need to hide my gun purchases from my wife and then wait until I feel the moment is right to break the "bad" news to her that I bought another gun.

    I wish my wife was into guns and understood that just because you have one handgun or one rifle does NOT mean you don't need another! She is breaking my balls over me wanting to buy a few hundred dollar 10/22! Some guys have it so easy..... LUCKY!
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    I'm so glad my wife likes guns. She was the one who convinced me to buy the $1,000 ak47 that was sitting amongst the $4-500 ones......LOVE

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    She's a keeper for sure.

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    Wow! I hope that was my wife, she still calls me her boyfriend from time to time. Maybe I can get that Kimber I've been eyeing up :)

    That's one lucky guy and she definitely has a keeper for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBRIDER View Post
    Man and I need to hide my gun purchases from my wife and then wait until I feel the moment is right to break the "bad" news to her that I bought another gun.

    I wish my wife was into guns and understood that just because you have one handgun or one rifle does NOT mean you don't need another! She is breaking my balls over me wanting to buy a few hundred dollar 10/22! Some guys have it so easy..... LUCKY!
    Well, it's obvious that you are not a Glock lover.
    I have five of them, the first one was addressed...the rest look just like the first!
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    Luckily, I don't have any kids.

    But, I wish my wife would do something like that... I usually have to justify, justify, justify, then maybe beg a little, and offer a 'trade'- you get *shiny item* if I get this *toy that goes BANG*'. And it usually works; but I still get the angry eye when I bring the new toy home.
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    Mine just asks "how much did that cost?" then procedes to justify her spending spree. My son has caught on, he tells her dad moves the decimal, I thought I raised him better than that. Now he answers to his wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Well, it's obvious that you are not a Glock lover.
    I have five of them, the first one was addressed...the rest look just like the first!


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^Now ret,,^^^^^^^^^^^^

    That is just downright deceitful, ain't it?



    I am secretly admiring your crafty ways though.
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    After some quick calculations i've found that 8 x $100 bills is exactly $800. Thats almost enough for two Glocks. One for me, one for dad. She's a bigger winner than we originally thought
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    when I am drinking they are all winners. like willy nelson says " went home with a 10 and woke up with a 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by barstoolguru View Post
    when I am drinking they are all winners. like willy nelson says " went home with a 10 and woke up with a 2
    I assume you mean a 2 bagger - heavy duty brown paper?
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