United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

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    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
    fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
    Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
    Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are Directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .

    Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.

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    You know that might work!

    Bush should give it a try...
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    Bush would never consider this. It would put Halliburton out of work.

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    I Like This Idea...

    I think this could work.
    Just what is that weapon and what kind of holster do you use...IWB or OWB...SOB does not seem practical for the car...

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    Is tha the wheelbarrow gun?

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    Hey what about Virginia!!! We want to help out.....
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    I do believe that implementation of this program might yield the desired results.
    "Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina

    If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.

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    Hey Ken,

    Nice avatar! I presume you carry most of that on you? Just kiddin', I'm just admiring the nice collection.

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    Do they make an IWB holster for that thing? It might make it easier to carry that way.....


    p.s. You should add Virginia to that list.....
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    "5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt."

    I knew it!!!!!!

    Count me in!!

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    I have been stationed and lived in half the states listed. Even though a New Hampshire Yankee farm boy by birth, are you accepting Rednecks from the North? We believe up here that all rednecks are NOT from the South. We have our share up here, me included I'm told!
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    Yes, "Northern Reds" can apply for membership, however, extensive background checks/fingerprinting must be completed for all applicatants, north of the Mason Dixon......
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    im northern california can i join please dont let place of birth stop you from recruiting red necks from every where

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangle View Post
    Hey Ken,

    Nice avatar! I presume you carry most of that on you? Just kiddin', I'm just admiring the nice collection.
    Um...actually I do. Well, I don't always carry the snubby but I carry the glock and the knives all the time.
    "Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina

    If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.

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    I don't think it will take till Friday. No later than Monday.
    "If you want security, buy a gun. If you want freedom, carry it. If you want logevity, learn how to use it." Woody
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle." Barry Goldwater

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