September 14th, 2006 08:56 PM
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are Directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
George S. Patton
September 14th, 2006 10:05 PM
You know that might work!
Bush should give it a try...
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton.
September 14th, 2006 10:26 PM
Bush would never consider this. It would put Halliburton out of work.
September 14th, 2006 10:39 PM
I Like This Idea...
I think this could work.
Just what is that weapon and what kind of holster do you use...IWB or OWB...SOB does not seem practical for the car...
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September 15th, 2006 02:38 AM
Is tha the wheelbarrow gun?
September 15th, 2006 09:15 AM
Hey what about Virginia!!! We want to help out.....
September 15th, 2006 09:19 AM
September 15th, 2006 09:23 AM
Nice avatar! I presume you carry most of that on you? Just kiddin', I'm just admiring the nice collection.
September 15th, 2006 09:55 AM
Do they make an IWB holster for that thing? It might make it easier to carry that way.....
p.s. You should add Virginia to that list.....
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
September 15th, 2006 10:16 AM
"5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt."
I knew it!!!!!!
Count me in!!
September 15th, 2006 11:54 AM
I have been stationed and lived in half the states listed. Even though a New Hampshire Yankee farm boy by birth, are you accepting Rednecks from the North? We believe up here that all rednecks are NOT from the South. We have our share up here, me included I'm told!
"There is no such thing as too much ammo. Unless you're swimming!"
September 15th, 2006 12:14 PM
Yes, "Northern Reds" can apply for membership, however, extensive background checks/fingerprinting must be completed for all applicatants, north of the Mason Dixon......
September 15th, 2006 01:22 PM
im northern california can i join please dont let place of birth stop you from recruiting red necks from every where
September 15th, 2006 06:41 PM
Um...actually I do. Well, I don't always carry the snubby but I carry the glock and the knives all the time.
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"Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina
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September 16th, 2006 09:57 AM
I don't think it will take till Friday. No later than Monday.
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