Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'

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    Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'

    Move over zombies: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'



    A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
    too funny not to post..." you'll never get me pot of gold"

    Earlier this month the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a statement saying that there is no cause to fear the walking dead following several incidents involving cannibalism thatset the internet aflutter with rumours of an impending 'Zombie Apocalypse'.
    is the government trying to tell us something?

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    "The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar."

    I wonder what constitutes the "wrong girl".
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    Dosn't there have to be sunshine to see a rainbow? This happened in Seattle, right....?!?

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    "The 'wrong' girl at the Belltowne bar".......?!?
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    What's the best ammo for magical dwarfs?

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    Aim low,and don't lead as much on the runners!

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    I say aim waist high and target the Pot o' Gold.......

    Now, I think the guy is obviously a Scot who couldn't hold his Drambui drinking with an Irishman, and probably can't tell a Leprechaun from a Tolkien Dwarf........

    But, of course, it could also have been that he was just beaten up by Charlie Sheen after calling him.......Peter O'Toole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tubadude View Post
    What's the best ammo for magical dwarfs?
    9mm short?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tubadude View Post
    What's the best ammo for magical dwarfs?
    Wait wait wait, I know this one.

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    Hornady is coming out with a bullet for these guys like they did with the zombie max for zombies
    And they are going to call it …….. Lucky charms

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    Did the police actually search for the leprechauns?
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    .22 shorts loaded with 'pixie dust'.
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    .17 Varmint...
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    just in case any of my fellow DC posters need some pointer if you ever get into this situation
    this might be a little harsh for some so use you better judgement

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    They had one in Mobile awhile back (I love the amateur sketch):

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector71 View Post
    Did the police actually search for the leprechauns?
    They sure did. They looked high and low!
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