A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "dam"
A baby seal walks into a club
Bill: What to hear a dirty joke?
Fred: Sure do!!!!!
Bill: 3 pigs fell in the mud..... :danceban:
A woman decides she wants to have a baby even if it's with a total stranger so she gets naked and sits on her front porch waiting for the first man to come along.She yells at the first guy who passes by.
hey you wanna have sex?
He says yes and starts toward her she asks so what are we going to name the baby?
He turns and walks away.Then she thinks okay I'll wait till after before I ask the next guy that.
Next guy comes she says wanna have sex he says yes they go inside and have sex when they are done she's says so what do you want to name the baby he gets up goes the the bathroom takes off a condom ties it in a knot and flushes it then says Harry Houdini jr. If he gets outta this.
Two peanuts were walking down the road one was "asalted".
I see a like button, but were is the "dislike" or more appropiatly the "roll my eyes" button.
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck all walk into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, is this a joke?"
Sorry,can't tell any of mine here.
This doctor says to his patient...
"I've got really bad news for you...and then some worse news."
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I'm afraid that you've only got 24 Hours to live.
Patient: OMG! What could be worse news than that??? :confused:
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
Seems our local police department was broken into last night. The thieves took nothing but the toilet seats and even worse, now the police have nothing to go on.
How do you datch a polar bear?
You kick him in the Ice Hole ; )
How do you fix a broken pizza?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool?