How do you make a tissue dance?
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June 24th, 2012 10:30 PM
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato who was walking too slow?....Ketchup
June 24th, 2012 11:05 PM
Where do find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
June 25th, 2012 12:48 AM
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?...... Phil
What do you call a blind deer?... No Eye deer
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?... Still no eye deer
What do you call a blind deer with no legs that's having sex?... Still no f@*#ing eye deer
June 25th, 2012 01:19 AM
Someone was watching Pulp Fiction.
June 25th, 2012 04:16 AM
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "spit out your gum,".. the train says, "Choo, Choo."
Why is the cafeteria clock always behind?
Every lunch it went back four seconds.
Courtesy of my neice.
June 28th, 2012 01:06 AM
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office. "Doc, I'm confused. Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a Big Top."
"I know your problem", the doctor says. "You're two tents".
Another guy walks into a psychiatrists office. "Doc, I'm confused. Some sources say I'm Swiss. Others say I'm German".
"I know your problem. You're precisely cuckoo".
Americans understood the right of self-preservation as permitting a citizen to repel force by force
when the intervention of society... may be too late to prevent an injury.
-Blackstone’s Commentaries 145–146, n. 42 (1803) in District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008)
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