How do you make a tissue dance?

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    What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato who was walking too slow?....Ketchup

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    Where do find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him.

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?...... Phil

    What do you call a blind deer?... No Eye deer

    What do you call a blind deer with no legs?... Still no eye deer

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    Someone was watching Pulp Fiction.

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    What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
    The teacher says, "spit out your gum,".. the train says, "Choo, Choo."

    Why is the cafeteria clock always behind?
    Every lunch it went back four seconds.

    Courtesy of my neice.

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    A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office. "Doc, I'm confused. Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a Big Top."
    "I know your problem", the doctor says. "You're two tents".

    Another guy walks into a psychiatrists office. "Doc, I'm confused. Some sources say I'm Swiss. Others say I'm German".
    "I know your problem. You're precisely cuckoo".
    Americans understood the right of self-preservation as permitting a citizen to repel force by force
    when the intervention of society... may be too late to prevent an injury.
    -Blackstone’s Commentaries 145–146, n. 42 (1803) in District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008)

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