How do you make a tissue dance?

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    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it.

    Thanks, I'll be here all night...

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    Are you 4?

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    I have 3 young kids, figured others would enjoy passing it on to their little ones. :D

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    Thanks Thunder, my kids will like that.

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    It's old one night, eh?

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    Nice ones!

    Just figured the sight was pretty serious lately and a lot of members have little kids around, lightens the mood.

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    LOL @ the Fish... hahahaha.

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    OK I've told this one on DC before.


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    Hahaha, my wife's gonna hear that one.

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    were does the long ranger talke his trash......... to the dump, to the dump, to the dump,dump,dump
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