Top 10 reasons to convice your wife why you need another gun

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    Top 10 reasons to convice your wife why you need another gun

    I thought it would be fun to get a list started. We all know we are guilty of coming up with excuses why we need another gun. I'll get it started.

    1. There is an election coming up and prices are only going to get higher.

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    2. When 'Z' is aquitted there will looting so I need a good zombie gun to fend them off.
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    Because I said so.
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    3. So how much was Vera Bradley handbag set you just bought?
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    Psh, my wife doesn't need ten reasons. She likes guns just as much as I do. Except my 870. It hurts the precious.
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    "I need one that matches my new shoes".

    If she thinks that's a valid excuse for a new purse, then whatever. I'll use it, too.
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    I'll wait for the follow up thread 'top ten reasons for not having anybody to convince about getting another gun'.
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    When my wife asked why I needed another Glock 19 I said it was for a backup in case it got lost or needed repairs.
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    Because you STILL have more shoes than I have guns!



    When we got married 18 years ago I "promised" I would never have more guns than she had shoes. Couple years ago she cam into the living room and proudly announced she had thrown out a couple pair of shoes and now had 2 open slots on the shoe rack and needed to go shopping. I didn't even look up and just said "Do I need to go count open spaces in the gun safe". She just said "Forget I even brought it up".


    I did notice a few weeks later the 2 "empty" slots were now full, she just claimed she put a couple pair "she had had for a long time in the spaces".
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    Quote Originally Posted by chammons View Post
    Because I said so.
    Or more likely:

    Please, please, please (while doing the dishes, taking out the trash, cutting the grass, putting away the laundry.....)
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