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1. There is an election coming up and prices are only going to get higher.
This is a discussion on Top 10 reasons to convice your wife why you need another gun within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I thought it would be fun to get a list started. We all know we are guilty of coming up with excuses why we need ...
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I thought it would be fun to get a list started. We all know we are guilty of coming up with excuses why we need another gun. I'll get it started.
1. There is an election coming up and prices are only going to get higher.
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To protect you with sweetie.
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2. When 'Z' is aquitted there will looting so I need a good zombie gun to fend them off.
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Because I said so.
3. So how much was Vera Bradley handbag set you just bought?
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Psh, my wife doesn't need ten reasons. She likes guns just as much as I do. Except my 870. It hurts the precious.
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"I need one that matches my new shoes".
If she thinks that's a valid excuse for a new purse, then whatever. I'll use it, too.
"For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." - Ephesians 2:8-9
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It's a hobby! At least I'm not in the bar....
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When my wife asked why I needed another Glock 19 I said it was for a backup in case it got lost or needed repairs.
Yoda, I am, yes.
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Because you STILL have more shoes than I have guns!
When we got married 18 years ago I "promised" I would never have more guns than she had shoes. Couple years ago she cam into the living room and proudly announced she had thrown out a couple pair of shoes and now had 2 open slots on the shoe rack and needed to go shopping. I didn't even look up and just said "Do I need to go count open spaces in the gun safe". She just said "Forget I even brought it up".
I did notice a few weeks later the 2 "empty" slots were now full, she just claimed she put a couple pair "she had had for a long time in the spaces".
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I'm in favor of gun control -- I think every citizen should have control of a gun.
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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Clint Eastwood
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