This is a discussion on I'm banned at the LGS within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down ...
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
ready to pay for my ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to my credit card.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
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I have actually heard that exact phrase uttered and it gave me pause when I heard it.
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When I "Shake Well Before Drinking", it grosses my wife out ... (badda boom)
Asked by a CNN reporter "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist"?, the Marine sniper simply shrugged & replied "recoil".
Now more than ever, we are at war on our home soil ... WAKE UP & arm our troops when they are on home soil!
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Must be the public school education. What she should have said is, "Stripe down..." ;-)Originally Posted by gunthorp
The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good.
George Washington
Strip, stripe, With my hearing who knows.
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
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Thats a good one indeed.....LOL
"Don't start none, won't be none!"
Funny indeed. Started my day with a smile. Thanks for sharing.
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I too have heard this same statement muttered by a female in a different context. Kind of alarmed me as well because there was an intimidating (...well feather) looking whip involved. Ahhh Good times. Thanks for the stroll down Amnesia Ln.
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I tried giving the police officer my credit card when he said that to me, and got an attempted bribery charge tacked on
If 'mental illness' is a main cause of gun-grabbing sentiments, then mental illness is the true enemy.
The March of Dimes worked. There's an opportunity there for being pro-active in defense of your rights.
Alternatlvely, please just actually give actual money occasionally.
A couple drinks keeps me from shaking.
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