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I'm banned at the LGS

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    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
    ready to pay for my ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
    that she was referring to my credit card.

    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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    I have actually heard that exact phrase uttered and it gave me pause when I heard it.
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    Concealed means concealed! And sometimes with firearms too.
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    I keep mine concealed whenever possible. But you know, I'm not one to argue with a lady ...
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    I'm stealing this. : )
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    When I "Shake Well Before Drinking", it grosses my wife out ... (badda boom)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunthorp View Post
    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
    ready to pay for my ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."


    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
    Must be the public school education. What she should have said is, "Stripe down..." ;-)
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    Strip, stripe, With my hearing who knows.
    Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776

    Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
    ("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
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    Thats a good one indeed.....LOL

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    Funny indeed. Started my day with a smile. Thanks for sharing.

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    I too have heard this same statement muttered by a female in a different context. Kind of alarmed me as well because there was an intimidating (...well feather) looking whip involved. Ahhh Good times. Thanks for the stroll down Amnesia Ln.
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    :(

    I tried giving the police officer my credit card when he said that to me, and got an attempted bribery charge tacked on
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    Quote Originally Posted by KimBobTex View Post
    When I "Shake Well Before Drinking", it grosses my wife out ... (badda boom)
    A couple drinks keeps me from shaking.

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