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    SIXTO's speakers go to 12
    Birds jump in front of his shot pattern, just to have the honor of him eating them.
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    Other officers on his department hold a raffle and buy him a new cruiser every year. The winner gets a week on midnights in his old cruiser. Just the chance of being mistaken for him is enough to sell all the tickets in the first hour.
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    Sixto was not born, he is, was, and forever shall be
    When Sixto was in the academy, he trained the cadre
    Sixto does not need a gun, he simply throws the bullets at his target
    "The value you put on the lost will be determined by the sacrifice you are willing to make to seek them until they are found."

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    SIXTO signs his name bigger than John Hancock... Happy independence day!
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    When SIXTO talks... EF Hutton listens...
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    Quote Originally Posted by catt101 View Post
    When SIXTO talks... EF Hutton listens...
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    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...

    Sixto IS the Wizard of OZ.
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    If He could cry,His tears would cure cancer.
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    SIXTO once needed to urinate but the only receptical he had was a small silver can... Red Bull was born that day.

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    Sixto acted as the real life awesomeness consultant on the set of The Expendables 2

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    One time Sixto sneezed, and from that primordial soup, Chuck Norris was given life.
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    Biden wouldn't interrupt SIXTO.

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    Just to be on the safe side, France surrendered to Sixto

    in the back of the guinness book of world records there is a footnote that says all records are actually held by sixto, the ones in the book are just the closest anyone could come to beating him.
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    Jimmy Hoffa isn't missing...he's hiding from SIXTO.
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    In the beginning there was darkness, and then there was Sixto. After that, all else is irrelevent.

    And he knows what the last digit of pie is.
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