He was talking to SIXTO
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Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!
His urine is canned and sold... You know it as red bull
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for SIXTO
SIXTO has counted to infinity.............. Twice!
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
You forgot to mention:
Gun Manufacturers ask HIM for advice and guidance
He only shoots gold plated, solid silver core nuclear tipped bullets
The US Military send purchase orders to HIM, asking to fill them from his own personal inventory
Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
He once had an awkward moment just see how it felt..
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Like the sun is to Superman, SIXTO is to the sun.
"Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"
"Gun control means hitting your target every time."
Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.
Momma Grizzly Bears frighten their cubs into good behavior just by whispering...his name.
Angelina jilted Brad at the alter waiting...for his call.
He knows where Roebuck...went.
Amelia Earhart flew...to his house.
Mirrors blush at his...reflection.
He water skied around...Cape Horn.
There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.
Sixto uses ufos as clay targets.
Annnnnddd aliens believe that they may have caught SIXTO on video.