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    He was talking to SIXTO
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    Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!

    His urine is canned and sold... You know it as red bull

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for SIXTO

    SIXTO has counted to infinity.............. Twice!
    Semper Fi

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDonaldUSMC View Post
    Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!
    My question is: who does Larry Csonka take after most, Momma-nun or SIXTO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    My question is: who does Larry Csonka take after most, Momma-nun or SIXTO?

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    Mama-nun's eyebrows but SIXTO's stash!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodle View Post
    Some of you may wonder what Sixto looks like, but I have recently discovered he stars as the bearded fellow in the Dos Equis commercials. By his own admission he is aged for the camera to add credibility to the masses but the chicks are all his. Here are a few of his exploits.

    He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
    Midgets look up to him.
    Ghosts fear him.
    He tips an astonishing 100%.
    Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
    When sailing the wind is always at his back.
    Panhandlers give him money.
    He does Calculus in his head.
    He always rounds to five decimal points.
    He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
    His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
    He's never not sat up straight.
    As a toddler he taught others to walk.
    At the book store people crowd to see him read.
    Athletes seek his autograph.
    His passport requires no photo.
    He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
    When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
    He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
    When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
    His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
    Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.
    Chuck Norris secretly envies him.

    Feel free to add to his list of exploits
    WOW!!!! Are YOU suckin up or what!!! LMAO here
    You forgot to mention:
    Gun Manufacturers ask HIM for advice and guidance
    He only shoots gold plated, solid silver core nuclear tipped bullets
    The US Military send purchase orders to HIM, asking to fill them from his own personal inventory
    Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll

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    This just never gets old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodle View Post
    This just never gets old
    Yes it does...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowman View Post
    Yes it does...............
    No, it does not.
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    "Just blame Sixto"

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    He once had an awkward moment just see how it felt..
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

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    Like the sun is to Superman, SIXTO is to the sun.
    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

    "Gun control means hitting your target every time."

    Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.

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    Momma Grizzly Bears frighten their cubs into good behavior just by whispering...his name.
    Angelina jilted Brad at the alter waiting...for his call.
    He knows where Roebuck...went.
    Amelia Earhart flew...to his house.
    Mirrors blush at his...reflection.
    He water skied around...Cape Horn.
    There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.

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    SIXTO for President!

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    Sixto uses ufos as clay targets.
    Annnnnddd aliens believe that they may have caught SIXTO on video.

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