Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!
His urine is canned and sold... You know it as red bull
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for SIXTO
SIXTO has counted to infinity.............. Twice!