The most interesting pistolero in the world!

[Doodle]

He was talking to SIXTO

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[McDonaldUSMC]

Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!

His urine is canned and sold... You know it as red bull

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for SIXTO

SIXTO has counted to infinity.............. Twice!

[goldshellback]

Once while backpacking through the mountains of Tuscany SIXTO came across a nunnery. He seduced and made love to all the nuns there... 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of the NFL!

My question is: who does Larry Csonka take after most, Momma-nun or SIXTO?

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[McDonaldUSMC]

My question is: who does Larry Csonka take after most, Momma-nun or SIXTO?

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Mama-nun's eyebrows but SIXTO's stash!

[CLASS3NH]

Some of you may wonder what Sixto looks like, but I have recently discovered he stars as the bearded fellow in the Dos Equis commercials. By his own admission he is aged for the camera to add credibility to the masses but the chicks are all his. Here are a few of his exploits.

He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.
Chuck Norris secretly envies him.

Feel free to add to his list of exploits

WOW!!!! Are YOU suckin up or what!!! LMAO here
You forgot to mention:
Gun Manufacturers ask HIM for advice and guidance
He only shoots gold plated, solid silver core nuclear tipped bullets
The US Military send purchase orders to HIM, asking to fill them from his own personal inventory

[Doodle]

This just never gets old

[Crowman]

This just never gets old

Yes it does...............

[SIXTO]

Yes it does...............

No, it does not.

[kapnketel]

He once had an awkward moment just see how it felt..

[RevolvingMag]

Like the sun is to Superman, SIXTO is to the sun.

[ghost tracker]

Momma Grizzly Bears frighten their cubs into good behavior just by whispering...his name.
Angelina jilted Brad at the alter waiting...for his call.
He knows where Roebuck...went.
Amelia Earhart flew...to his house.
Mirrors blush at his...reflection.
He water skied around...Cape Horn.

[Doodle]

SIXTO for President!

[Doodle]

Sixto uses ufos as clay targets.
Annnnnddd aliens believe that they may have caught SIXTO on video.