Ok so...20 what?
Got it nevermind
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His mother has a heart tattoo that reads, "SON".
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this is funny!
Horses wish they were hung like him.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least five minutes early
He speaks fluent French, in Russian
He once warned a psychic
He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day. He won
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards
( sorry slow day at work)
Credit Card companies pay him interest.
He's twice the man that Threeto is
He always wins at Russian Roulette because the bullets are too scared to leave the safety of the barrel
It's all his fault.
It's all his fault.
I fixed it.
Obama personally thanked him for his vote.
he will.
Ouch