He might thank me for his beer summit cool again, but thats about it.
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Cologne companies considered using his services to endorse their products but the projected birth rate increase would start a hunger pandemic.
He doesn't do push-ups. He does push-downs. With the Earth.
women get pregnant spontaniously when he walks into a bar.
(does your ego feel better now?)
he has a photo of me actually working.
His collection of Sig pistols are sweet....not Sauer.
He is the "Other" guy!
He taught Mas Ayoob and Bill Jordan everything they know.
He gets six shots out of a five shot revolver.
MacGyver calls him for advice.
Women raise the toilet seat, just for him.
He's the reason Stevie Wonder is Superstitious
Tina Turner was his Private Dancer, and...
He's the reason We Don't Need Another Hero
Good one. :smile:Quote:
He's the reason Stevie Wonder is Superstitious
You folks didn't know this but, if he misspells a word on our forum. Websters recalls all of their dictionaries to make the correction.
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