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    His nieghbors put on a show everyday,just for his entertainment.
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    Birds fly upside-down so they don't accidently poop on him
    He's so hard, diamond is only a 5 on the SIXTO scale
    He's so suave, the GEKO bought insurance from HIM

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    He can punch 12 inch diameter holes in brick walks just by farting at them at 10 paces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dandyone View Post
    He's twice the man that Threeto is
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    Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.

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    The lock ness monster doesn't think he exists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    His nieghbors put on a show everyday,just for his entertainment.
    This is true. I was just searching for that thread for an update.

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    The lock ness monster doesn't think he exists.
    Nessie didnt think I existed. Then I free dove down there last winter and kicked her ass. Where else did you think I got my leather from? Matching boots, belts and holster takes a lot of leather.
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    He can put 5 rounds in the down 0 area in 2 seconds underwater

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    Wait, isn't he the guy that once sold RAID to a cockroach?
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    The Mayan only paused the calendar so that HE can decide when it should all end.
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    Vietnam Vets, WELCOME HOME

    Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.

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    Gecko45 carries Sixto's picture in his wallet.
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    People are surprised when the find out this is his hunting gear.
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    Superman wears SIXTO underoos.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    I think this should get stickied... This thread is glorious!
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    He once killed a grizzly bear with a toothpick and harsh words
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    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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    Jody runs to cadences about Sixto.
    Sixto doesn't need a parachute to slow him down, he needs it because he hasn't decided to destroy the earth yet.
    He can find an infraction on any donut truck to stop it on any shift.
    Sixto doesn't swim, the water moves him on its own, because its afraid of getting slapped.
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