At least I did something to earn my prize!Quote:
Originally Posted by mcp1810
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At least I did something to earn my prize!Quote:
Originally Posted by mcp1810
ooooooohhhh burn!Quote:
Originally Posted by SIXTO
He has a signature line of nightsticks.
His horse once heard him say, "Stay thirsty my friend."
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I like it!Quote:
Originally Posted by SIXTO
If Batman existed, Sixto would be his role model.
Elvis left the building because Sixto entered, too much coolness in one place
The t-shirt "What would Chuck Norris Do?" originally read "What would Sixto Do?" but Sixto was feeling generous and allowed Chuck to take it
Sixto knows only 1 magic trick but it works every time at the bar, he just walks up to a woman and says, "I bet I can make your panties disappear."
Other men actually stop to ask him for directions.
His magazines reload themselves
Why do birds suddenly appear whenever SIXTO is near?
Why do stars fall down from the sky whenever he walks by?
He's counted to infinity......twice
Ghosts sit around ghostly camp fires and tell stories of Sixto
He can burst onto any scene, just by walking slowly.
He can find Carmen, San Diego.. and he knows who Jane Doe is, but isn’t telling.
He’d give credit where credit is due, but he wouldn’t want
to seem arrogant.
He’s never joined them, because he’s always beaten them.
When the going gets tough, the toughest surrender to him.
He is better sorry than safe, except he has never been sorry.
He has never bitten off more than he can chew.
He doesn't have bigger fish to fry, because there are none.
He can circle the wagons in a perfect cube.
He once came close, and got a cigar.
He took the bridge to nowhere, and got somewhere.
His chain is stronger than its weakest link.
His words speak louder than your action.
His better half is identical.
His cat has ten lives.
He let the dogs out.
He knows where Waldo is.
When he stares at the sun, it blinks.
His hands can beat a Royal Flush.
He can take sides while sitting on the fence
He can catch flies with vinegar.. judge a book by its cover.. and teach an old dog new tricks.
He can win them all.
He once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King -- and got one.
He plays Fantasy Football, but people actually enjoy hearing him talk about his team.
LOL!Quote:
He can burst onto any scene, just by walking slowly.
When He claps the sun rises,when He claps twice,it sets.
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Originally Posted by TN_Mike
Now THOSE are funny right thar...... :rofl:
It's OK for Him to run with scissors...
He always swims right after eating...
He plays with matches,expertly...
He does not play well with others...
He will not share His milk and cookies...