lmao that was funny
This is a discussion on oh poor Don. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Don was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary on June 26. Joy was really upset. She told Don: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find ...
Don was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary on June 26. Joy was really upset. She told Don: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Don got up early and left for work. When Joy woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Joy put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Don have been scheduled for Friday.
Hahaha - nice one!
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That was suicide, any way you look at it...
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but I won't use it with my wife.
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you know im sure he would be divorced....dead?...not sure...lmao
Not what I was expecting, but even more funny.
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