oh poor Don.

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    oh poor Don.

    Don was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary on June 26. Joy was really upset. She told Don: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."


    The next morning Don got up early and left for work. When Joy woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Joy put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


    Funeral services for Don have been scheduled for Friday.

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    lmao that was funny

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    Hahaha - nice one!

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    That was suicide, any way you look at it...
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    I lLike That...

    but I won't use it with my wife.
    Funny!


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    you know im sure he would be divorced....dead?...not sure...lmao
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    Funny!

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    Not what I was expecting, but even more funny.
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