oh poor Don.

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  1. September 15th, 2006 07:46 PM #1
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    oh poor Don.

    Don was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary on June 26. Joy was really upset. She told Don: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."


    The next morning Don got up early and left for work. When Joy woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Joy put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


    Funeral services for Don have been scheduled for Friday.
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  3. September 15th, 2006 08:11 PM #2
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    lmao that was funny
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  4. September 15th, 2006 08:14 PM #3
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    Hahaha - nice one!

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    That was suicide, any way you look at it...
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  6. September 15th, 2006 10:02 PM #5
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    I lLike That...

    but I won't use it with my wife.
    Funny!


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  7. September 16th, 2006 01:04 AM #6
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    you know im sure he would be divorced....dead?...not sure...lmao
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  8. September 16th, 2006 01:58 AM #7
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    Funny!
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  9. September 16th, 2006 02:18 AM #8
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    Not what I was expecting, but even more funny.
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  10. September 16th, 2006 03:28 PM #9
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