What are the odds....
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Well he was warned it was more likely... Man struck by lightning after buying lottery ticket (and no, he didn't win jackpot)
we all hear it all the time that your chances of getting hit by lighting are better than winning the lotto and now here is proof; I wonder when he got up if he felt lucky ?'I may get lucky and it will strike twice!' Man hit by bolt of lightning after buying Mega Millions lottery ticket vows to keep playing (he didn't win jackpot) | Mail OnlineBill Isles, 48, bought three tickets in the record $656 million lottery Thursday at a Wichita, Kan., grocery store the same day he was struck while standing in his back yard.
Wait... Shouldn't it be "survive lightning strike" and THEN lottery ticket? This guy is all mixed up.
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rain drops keep falling on my head....
though mutually exclusive, the odds are.....well, interesting
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Well, I've got the lightning part completed, wonder when I'll hit the lottery?
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