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Pain is a good teacher.
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
HA HA! That was AWESOME! Funny and then even funnier.
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
that and i want the phone......there are a few people id like to slp it in their pockets...
You plug 'em, I plant 'em
...kid can't read at 17 (Garcia/Hunter 1985)
Lack of preparation on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on mine
Took him by suprise for sure!
I would rather die with good men than hide with cowards
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
M&Pc .357sig, 2340Sigpro .357sig
Good thing frogs don't have teeth.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
Frog -1, Idiot - 0
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
Seen that one before, funny then, still funny now!
i think i just woke my wife up laughing so darn hard.