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    Not sure what I saw...

    It was a beat up pickup truck with the bodywork and bumpers held together with NRA stickers and Glock decals. All the windows were rolled down and a police scanner was playing at full volume. CB antennas in various configurations completed the package. It was slowly cruising the parking lot at my local Walmart. Was this like a hillbilly mall ninja or something?
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    Sorry about the noise. I normally keep the windows up, but the AC has been out (for 15 years).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NH_Esau View Post
    Sorry about the noise. I normally keep the windows up, but the AC has been out (for 15 years).
    LOL The scanner wasn't all that bad. The lack of a muffler pretty much drowned it out.
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    I think you nailed it.

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    Seriously, I think that WM sometimes hires a "contract parking lot security person". I've seen them, but not nearly like the description you gave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ppkheat View Post
    Seriously, I think that WM sometimes hires a "contract parking lot security person". I've seen them, but not nearly like the description you gave.
    Walmart does and he drives a pickup with an orange light bar and the logo of the security company that he works for. Trust me, this wasn't him. I wish I had thought to get a picture. I've never seen a vehicle with so many pro-gun stickers on it. There were bumper stickers covering other bumper stickers and the police scanner really completed the package.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Gecho 45!
    Thats what I'm thinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Gecho 45!
    Given the discription of the truck and the age....... it was more'n likely gecko's dad....... or gecko.45 was in 'deep undercover' mode.
    Guess his mall security contract closed.
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    More likely Gecko45's cousins from Arkansas were over for the family reunion...
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    Sounds like a parking lot ninja for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene83 View Post
    It was a beat up pickup truck with the bodywork and bumpers held together with NRA stickers and Glock decals. All the windows were rolled down and a police scanner was playing at full volume. CB antennas in various configurations completed the package. It was slowly cruising the parking lot at my local Walmart. Was this like a hillbilly mall ninja or something?
    Nope. It was a Walmart shopper from Colorado. Didn't you see the plates?

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