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    Corny Joke Time...It's Been a While...

    This guy goes to a doctor and after a complete examination, the doctor says, "Well, I have some very bad news for you sir! You have cancer and alzheimer's."
    The guy thinks for a moment and responds, "Well, at least I don't have cancer!



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    funny =o)

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    palmgolpher...

    wait until you're 60...it gets funnier'.

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    palmgopher...

    sorry...missed your correct name!

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    An elderly couple goes in for a physical. The doctor separates the two of them and begins questioning the husband. After several routine questions, he asks the man, "Do you two have intercourse?" The old fellow gets a puzzled look on his face and shouts over to his wife - "Effy - do we have intercourse?" She thinks for a second and says, "No - we have Blue Cross/Blue Shield."
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    3 Physicians stand around arguing about what kind of engineer God was when he created the human body.

    The first physician, an orthopedic surgeon, says "God was a mechanical engineer, look at the miraculous way in which the joints articulate. That, combined with the fact that the heart is a mechanical marvel of a pump shows that God MUST have been a mechanical engineer"

    The second physician, a neurosurgeon, says "No, No, No, God was an electrical engineer, look how masterfully each signal is placed in the human body and how efficiently signals are sent to each and every portion of our body. God was CLEARLY and electrical engineer"

    The third physician, a urologist, chimes in and says "You're both wrong, God was a CIVIL engineer"

    "A civil engineer?" the other two say perplexed.

    "Of course" replies the urologist, "who else would run a waste pipeline through a recreational area?!"

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    these jokes just keep getting worse.....funny but man..*shakes head*

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    wow, I can tell it's late and I'm really tired, I laughed at that.

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    Geek Joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by osanmike View Post
    There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't!

    ROFL!

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