Scary: Otter Attack!

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    Scary: Otter Attack!

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    You otter be careful when swimming in a lake I guess. Couldn't resist.
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    Victim was bitten 25 times and the otter was naked.

    Must be bath salts again.
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    There otter be a law saying you can carry concealed in your wetsuit. Funny thing is, we have otters in the river near our house where we walk everyday and swim when it's hot, like now. I carry my G23 when we walk but maybe I need it more when we swim!

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    She had a snubbie in her wet suit but ran out of ammo trying to hit that ducking diving otter.

    Fox news says that when she tried to use her speed reloader the pesky otter kept biting her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by C hawk Glock View Post
    She had a snubbie in her wet suit but ran out of ammo trying to hit that ducking diving otter.

    Fox news says that when she tried to use her speed reloader the pesky otter kept biting her.


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    guess she needed more than 5 shots.
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    Shows the need to carry all the time. Zombies lurking everywhere and now the animal kingdom is rising up against us!
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    Were is Juan, we have the otter.....
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    I'll bet the next time she goes swimming and sees an otter she breaks the world record for the swimming portion of the triathlon
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    Quote Originally Posted by C hawk Glock View Post
    She had a snubbie in her wet suit but ran out of ammo trying to hit that ducking diving otter.

    Fox news says that when she tried to use her speed reloader the pesky otter kept biting her.


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    Sounds like the otter knew the 5 rules: "Dodge, duck, dip, dive & dodge"

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    Um, Me thinks the DNR should try to go and wrangle that critter up and see whats the deal.
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    Beavers too.

    Two Girls Attacked by Rabid Beaver in Virginia Lake | NBC4 Washington


    What is with these creatures. They are usually cute and friendly....at least the stuffed toy ones and the ones on TV and movies.
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    I've been tellin'yall,when you go swimming always chuck a few hand grenades to sanitize the area.
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    Anny aquatic animal needs to be watched. Last weekend 2 girls were bitten by a rabid beaver here in VA. Both are undergoing rabies shots now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit51 View Post
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    Two Girls Attacked by Rabid Beaver in Virginia Lake | NBC4 Washington


    What is with these creatures. They are usually cute and friendly....at least the stuffed toy ones and the ones on TV and movies.
    I would much rather get attacked by a beaver than an otter.
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