Mysterious 'Goat Man' Baffles Wildlife Officials In Utah!

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    Mysterious 'Goat Man' Baffles Wildlife Officials In Utah!

    You've got to click on this link and see the pictures and read the story. Truth is stranger than fiction.

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    And like it says in the article, goat season opens soon.
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    Goat man's days are numbered.

    If he doesn't get a smack down from some agitated Wild Billy Goat, he's going to get plugged by some hunter with a high powered rifle who can't tell the difference between a goat and a guy wearing a goat suit.

    The only "Goat" I'd be interested in would be a 1969 Pontiac GTO.
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    ^I'm in this camp here^^^^^^^^^^^^


    This guy is a dumbell, who thinks he knows, but in reality he doesn't know, that he doesn't know.


    This would be likened to putting on a sharksuit, and jumping in the ocean off the coast of AUSTRALIA.
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    I love it. I say let him be and let nature take it's course.
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    I thought Hotguns lives in Arkansas
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    Why is everybody talking so ram tuff & coming down so doggone hard on the goatman?

    Why can't a man dress up like a goat and wander and frolic in the mountains in peace?

    Harming absolutely no one.

    Eating tin cans. Hiding from his Nanny.

    Enjoying a leisurely bit of Fromagerie Belle Chevre. <~~~(you hillbillies living on the wrong side of the Mississippi will need to Google that)

    Getting horny & mating with one of the other goats AKA sowing some wild Goat Oats and producing a fine kid named Billy.

    Leave goatman alone.
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    I'm for leaving him alone, but things will get interesting come mating season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nedrgr21 View Post
    I'm for leaving him alone, but things will get interesting come mating season.
    That would make for one heckova YouTube Video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    This would be likened to putting on a sharksuit, and jumping in the ocean off the coast of AUSTRALIA.
    The ultimate "gray man" strategy, until the ultimate "Man In The Gray Suit" comes swimming by ...
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    This reminds me of something you'd see in an Ace Ventura movie.

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    Goat man mystery solved. It's a hunter in a goat suit practicing for bow season.
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    Goat man may need to wear an orange vest soon. Better though to get on private property.
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