This is a discussion on Cajuns in heaven within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some ...
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have
Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
The Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their
robes. Ham hock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the
gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late
taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are
watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every
here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven
home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on."
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do
God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
with the Cajuns you have there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back.
was the question?"
God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on God."
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and
"I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonazzes have done put
fire out, and are holding a Crawfish and Shrimp boil benefit to install
"Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina
If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.