Cajuns in heaven

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    Cajuns in heaven

    Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have
    some
    Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
    swinging on
    The Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their
    robes. Ham hock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the
    streets of
    gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late
    taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are
    watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every
    animal up
    here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is
    messing up
    their hair."

    The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven
    is
    home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
    let's
    call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them."

    The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on."

    The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do
    for
    you?"

    God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
    there
    with the Cajuns you have there."

    The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold.

    After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back.
    What
    was the question?"

    God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

    The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on God."

    This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and
    said,
    "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonazzes have done put
    the
    fire out, and are holding a Crawfish and Shrimp boil benefit to install
    air
    conditioning!"
    "Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina

    If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.

    Matt K.

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