Zombie survival machine and itís a hyundai

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    Zombie survival machine and itís a hyundai

    Why buy a beat up van to ruggedize for the apocalypse when you pick up a new ride right off the showroom floor? While it's unlikely to appear at dealerships anytime soon, the Hyundai Zombie Survival Machine

    where is Woody Harrison when you need him ?

    an all-important CB radio system. After all, you don't really expect your cell phone to work during the end times, do you?
    good point

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    Wow! That would be killer in metro commuter traffic.
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    Shoulda made it black... they could have called it a "tactical zombie survival machine"!!!!
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    I wonder what weapons it comes with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    I wonder what weapons it comes with?
    Shovels and hedge clippers, I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    I wonder what weapons it comes with?
    unless there is a riot shotgun, 2 ar's, and 3 glocks in the trunk i call b.s.
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    oh, and 10,000 rounds of ammo.
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    Could that be one of the new cars they are going to use for a new "Mad Max" movie?
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    They need to hurry up an ban it, its a weapon of terror
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    Nice Liberal Arts School project. Not very useful, and where is the leg room!

    Fail - No ground clearance.

    I'd rather take my old Ford truck (substitute Chevy, GMC, Dodge, Willies, IH.. whatever) and have some ground clearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Could that be one of the new cars they are going to use for a new "Mad Max" movie?
    Beat me to it lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Could that be one of the new cars they are going to use for a new "Mad Max" movie?
    Using a Hyundai for Mad Max suspends a bit too much belief. I have to take it on faith that a Hyundai would still be running post-apocalypse?

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