Feeling Safe In the Peoples' Republic of Illinois
Earlier today, I unloaded my Glocks, emptied the magazines and dutifully secured them to ensure compliance with Illinois law as we make our 161-mile journey to the safe haven of Indiana. We stopped at the Welcome Center and were greeted with two signs and a military helicopter circling overhead. The first sign announced that the center was closed due to budget cuts. The second one informed us that the water supply was coliform-contaminated and undrinkable.