Cracked me up!!

Cracked me up!!

This is a discussion on Cracked me up!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; While driving back from lunch today I saw the following on a bumper sticker: Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donnell fat!!! Too funny!!...

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    Cracked me up!!

    While driving back from lunch today I saw the following on a bumper sticker:

    Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donnell fat!!!

    Too funny!!
    "Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon


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    It's actually quite an old one but one of the best
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    Spoon Child Safety

    Now I have to put locks on all my spoons since obesity with children is a national epidemic.

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    You want to know what cracks me up? I saw three girls (Jersey plates)at a service area along the PA turnpike, none of them knew how to work a gas pump...

    Now I know that in Jersey the pump your gas for you but COME ON!

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    JD, just like oregonians. When I worked at the Pilot station at Mountain Home ID, many Oregonians would pull up to the pumps and just sit there.

    When asked why, they acted quite surprised and said that in Oregon it's illegal to pump your own gas (and it is). We either had to train them on how to use the pump or just give up and pump for them.

    Me, I liked pumping my own gas but haven't been able to do so in over 7 years so I may need to be retrained if I ever move out of this state lol.

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    Now Now guys,

    Don't forget those evil PreBan "Sporks" Those have been known to get a person or two.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Sporks....lmao!! Now that is funny. Wonder if Taco Bell is contemplating outlawing the spork? I mean think of the legal implications. Such incredible exposure from a legal standpoint. Not to mention the anti-spork lobby going after spork manufacturers.
    "Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon

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    To buy spoon, forks, and sporks there should be a waiting period, a background check, and limited to 1 a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son View Post
    Now Now guys,

    Don't forget those evil PreBan "Sporks" Those have been known to get a person or two.
    If'n I didn't have access to a spork, pearing knife and can opener, I wouldn't have survived my first year as a bachelor after college. Oh, the humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne View Post
    JD, just like oregonians. When I worked at the Pilot station at Mountain Home ID, many Oregonians would pull up to the pumps and just sit there.

    When asked why, they acted quite surprised and said that in Oregon it's illegal to pump your own gas (and it is). We either had to train them on how to use the pump or just give up and pump for them.

    Me, I liked pumping my own gas but haven't been able to do so in over 7 years so I may need to be retrained if I ever move out of this state lol.

    Wayne
    Can't pump your own gas? Holy crap, that's so weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrioticRick View Post
    Thx PatrioticRick. I ordered a couple. When they arrive, I am doing a late night raid on my father in laws liberal bumper!! Might have to hit another neighbors car as well...
    "Sic Semper Tyrannis"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyIamToday View Post
    [re Oregon] Can't pump your own gas? Holy crap, that's so weird.
    You have nooooo idea.
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