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    Shot my first turkey today

    I shot my first turkey today. It was awesome. However, I did manage to scare everyone in the frozen food section.
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    Okay you got me
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    Good one.
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    Did you use the 20mm or the 40? Inquiring minds want to know.
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    I saw the post and thought "Did I miss something, or is there really a summer gobbler season?"
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    My first thought was which store were u hunting in,then my second thought was if you were actually hunting a turkey you were poaching since they aren't in season anywhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    I shot my first turkey today. It was awesome. However, I did manage to scare everyone in the frozen food section.
    He frooze when you said freeze, why did you shoot him?

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    Great, just what we need....another gun wielding psycho running a muck giving the rest of us a bad rap.

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    Iv'e had a few shots of Turkey tonight!...not my first.
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