You guys are hilarious.
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You guys are hilarious.
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The milk does not want you to drink it. It wants to drink you. I speak MILK. It's one of the ancient languages of Kefir.
The God of Alcoholic Milk.
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Me thinks your milk jug is scolding you and is about to file a "inappropriate jug fondling lawsuit" against you.
Better not try to take atvantage of such an innocent jug again.
Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll
It's the new apple iMilk, with Siri. She's telling you it is time to buy more.
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No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
Guns are like sex and air...its no big deal until YOU can't get any.
The call is coming from inside the house get out!!!!!!!
You do not know, what you do not know, until you realize that you do not know it
If it continues you should contact you Congressmen about legislating some type of milk control. This is unacceptable and needs new laws to control it.
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It is saying: VOTE... VOTE... VOTE
The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters.
Clearly posessed...don't turn your back on THAT milk jug!
I kept waiting for a little milk voice, "Drink me," or "Do I taste good?" or "Go away..."
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"To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them..." George Mason
I know some wine needs to breathe, but milk? I honestly did not know that...
Cold air warming up fast. Happens both ways. See it all the time especially with sealed plastic gas cans going from direct sun into shade or cooler area. However, if that jug of milk has been sitting out all night and is at room temp, I'd call an exorcist.
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