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About LinkBacksI was getting a snack last night and after I poured myself a nice tall glass of milk I guess I didn't put the cap back on very well and it started acting odd....
Can anyone explain what was happening or is my milk jug possessed?
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I was getting a snack last night and after I poured myself a nice tall glass of milk I guess I didn't put the cap back on very well and it started acting odd....
Can anyone explain what was happening or is my milk jug possessed?
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Completely normal. Happens to my milk all the time.
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I would have guessed that the air was warming up and expanding, but I could see that causing maybe one venting episode.
But all those? Milk must be possessed. Yup.
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I consulted my crystal ball, Tara cards and even my chicken bones...
They all say, "you got some bad MOO JOE"!
Get out! Fast as you can
Might want to walk under a leaning ladder three times, followed by...
Walk across a black cats fresh path, and lastly.
Intentionally break three of your wife's favorite mirrors, and the mirrors in your bathrooms.
That should distract your thoughts next time you hear the snap, crackle and pop pouring your haunted milk on the Rice Crispies
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CO2 formimg as milk starts to go bad
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As the milk and air in the jug warm they expand. The cap is "burping" off a little gas.
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It's screaming at you! Can't you hear it?
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Theres a dog in your fridge growling, "Zuel." Are you the key master?
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My guess: it's starting to go bad.Originally Posted by MedicMan218
If you've ever purchased a jug/carton, never opened it, and then approached/passed the expiry date, you might well have noticed the sides of the container beginning to bulge at some point. Same thing's occurring, there. Only, in your case here, you've already opened it.
Food products vary in their rate of change. Sometimes you'll experience one doing something wiggy, but the next ten will be fine. Hard to predict, short of consuming everything within a few days, and ensuring you keep things cold and well-sealed.
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I am just stuck on
“Butter”….
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Milk farts...Just go with it....
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It's either "Great" Minds think alike,or "Sick Twisted" mindsMilk farts...Just go with it....
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"Sick Twisted" minds
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