Holy Cow! Gecko45 Arrested!

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    Holy Cow! Gecko45 Arrested!

    Mystery man's arrest leads to stash of fake IDs, uniforms | Fox News


    ...had uniforms from NASA , U.S. Customs, the Navy, the CIA, the Secret Service and Homeland Security, The Tampa Bay Times reports. He also had dozens of military medals, a flight helmet and flight instructor badge and a Boy Scout troop leader uniform...

    ...told others he was member of highly-specialized retail tactical response team...

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    Ummm, wow
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    you have got to be kidding me. how completely off the wall would it be if this guy was actually gecko45?
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    What does a Secret Service uniform look like? Or a Homeland Security uniform? Or a CIA uniform?
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    What does a Secret Service uniform look like? Or a Homeland Security uniform? Or a CIA uniform?
    My thoughts exactly...damn news media...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    What does a Secret Service uniform look like? Or a Homeland Security uniform? Or a CIA uniform?
    You know, dark, fitted, clean and pressed. Big dark sunglasses. A little clear spiral tube coming out of the neck around and in the ear.

    That or a guy in plain clothes talking to his wrist.
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    I don't understand the fascination with uniforms. I see folks buying up all kinds of stuff at gun shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    What does a Secret Service uniform look like? Or a Homeland Security uniform? Or a CIA uniform?
    The Secret Service has a uniformed division.
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    All three branches have uniformed services

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    Homeland security = TSA

    The gurads at Langley wear uniforms and work for the CIA
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    Not Gecko45, he would never be taken alive by keystone coppers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    Not Gecko45, he would never be taken alive by keystone coppers.
    Right, remember he is a highly trained operative.

    Thoes SWAT guys got all the glory when the mayors son was kidnapped. But he shut down the mall and evacuated it for a "gas leak" so no one could see them in action even though he wanted to make it well known who the real heros are.

    He shoots 600 rounds every night with his 3 man squad and after saving the mayors son they now carry better guns than any police force. Cuz well, you need to be well equiped for the Russian Mafia and Chechnian terroists doing their black friday shopping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    What does a Secret Service uniform look like? Or a Homeland Security uniform? Or a CIA uniform?
    Not sure about DHS/CIA (Except various versions of their tac uniforms, or maybe he had the windbreakers), but there is a uniformed division of the Service.

    Do they make a "Secret Service" sash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ionracas View Post
    Right, remember he is a highly trained operative.

    Thoes SWAT guys got all the glory when the mayors son was kidnapped. But he shut down the mall and evacuated it for a "gas leak" so no one could see them in action even though he wanted to make it well known who the real heros are.

    He shoots 600 rounds every night with his 3 man squad and after saving the mayors son they now carry better guns than any police force. Cuz well, you need to be well equiped for the Russian Mafia and Chechnian terroists doing their black friday shopping.
    Exactly, and I'm sure he would also be wearing his secret ninja shoes that allow him to walk up walls - no way they'd get him. My guess is this guy is just a Gecko45 wannabe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ionracas View Post
    Right, remember he is a highly trained operative.

    Thoes SWAT guys got all the glory when the mayors son was kidnapped. But he shut down the mall and evacuated it for a "gas leak" so no one could see them in action even though he wanted to make it well known who the real heros are.

    He shoots 600 rounds every night with his 3 man squad and after saving the mayors son they now carry better guns than any police force. Cuz well, you need to be well equiped for the Russian Mafia and Chechnian terroists doing their black friday shopping.
    Plus, he's invincible in his up-armored golf cart. He's an unstoppable force of macho power!
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