Bad Panda

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September 22nd, 2006, 01:53 PM
SixBravo

Bad Panda

News story say it all

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm
September 22nd, 2006, 02:17 PM
jarhead79

Funny. "I just wanted to touch it."
September 22nd, 2006, 02:23 PM
USPnTX

They must have some really strong beer over there!! I can honestly say that after a few beers I have never thought to myself "hey, I think I'll jump in the panda pit".
September 22nd, 2006, 03:01 PM
QKShooter

Great Story

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.

Remember that good advice folks anytime you're wanting to bite any bear on the back...and not just panda bears.

Their fur is quite thick and it's extremely difficult to give them a seriously debilitating bite in that location.

Your best bet would be to give them a hard bite directly on the nose and they will feel it a LOT more. :blink:
September 22nd, 2006, 03:27 PM
goawayfarm

This just proves that Darwin was full of it.......It shows that God looks after stupid people too....
September 23rd, 2006, 03:01 AM
elance

he was full of it , because i believe in the begaten . ******* begats ******* begats... and so on as in the bible . god made them for our befuddlement . and sometimes they just git lucky . lol

elance
September 23rd, 2006, 05:03 AM
palmgopher

i think the bear was giving him a "love bite"....lmao they broke it up before it got hot and heavy!!!!!!!!!....lmao
September 23rd, 2006, 06:17 AM
DPro.40

I agree the Panda was upset

With beer like that, the Panda petter should have shared.:danceban:
September 23rd, 2006, 08:18 AM
retsupt99

Well...

Stupid is...as stupid does!

ret:urla9ub:
September 23rd, 2006, 11:20 AM
Wayne

LOL.

Reminds me of the people that feed wild animals and then think they are "domesicated".

And then are surprised when they get bit, and have to go through rabie shots.

I can't even win a fight with my "little" ball of fur that calls itself a cat. Anything with teeth and claws, and knows how to use them, are not things you just "want to touch or hug".

Wayne
September 23rd, 2006, 11:55 PM
palmgopher

maybe the panda reminded him of his wife?...lmao
September 24th, 2006, 12:42 AM
ccw9mm

Quote:

Originally Posted by idiot

He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."

Nobody ever said touching one's tongue to a live electrical socket would be a silly thing to do, either. One would think there are some things that don't need to be said. (The operative word being "think".) Darwin 0 ... Idiot 1.

He's lucky he didn't get disemboweled. An "E" ticket ride, to be sure. Dang.