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I would thump him and then ride that hairy monster all the way to the bank. Seriously though, he would be worth millions of actual dollars and he would figuratively be worth millions to the scientific fields.
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Yes, he's scary and I'll be famous
No, he's a misunderstood creature
I'll shoot only if he attacks me
I would thump him and then ride that hairy monster all the way to the bank. Seriously though, he would be worth millions of actual dollars and he would figuratively be worth millions to the scientific fields.
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Nah. Can't say as I'd like to have to pack 'im outta the gorge.
Of course, if he turned on me and gave me the big hairy stink-eye, anything's possible.
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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Is he a Democrat or Republican?
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
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Stupid question.
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Yeah, but it's in the 'humor' section.Originally Posted by mkh
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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Would you believe some Mormons believe Bigfoot may actually be Cain? You know, Adam's son and Abel's brother from the bible? So, shoot him all you want, but he just may be immortal LOL!
Of course none of this from Bigfoot to biblical stories holds any water in my opinion, but I thought you'd find it amusing.
Here's the excerpt from a book written by the then Mormon prophet (who Mormons believe talks to God face to face and is instructed on important matters):
"Spencer W. Kimball, The Miracle of Forgiveness, p.127-128
On the sad character Cain, an interesting story comes to us from Lycurgus A. Wilson's book on the life of David W. Patten. From the book I quote an extract from a letter by Abraham O. Smoot giving his recollection of David Patten's account of meeting "a very remarkable person who had represented himself as being Cain."
As I was riding along the road on my mule I suddenly noticed a very strange personage walking beside me…. His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, that he had earnestly sought death during his sojourn upon the earth, but that he could not die, and his mission was to destroy the souls of men. About the time he expressed himself thus, I rebuked him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, and commanded him to go hence, and he immediately departed out of my sight….* "
I'd just wing him with my gun, but shoot him with my iPhone.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
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Shoot him, stuff him and rake in the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"There is a secret pride in every human heart that revolts at tyranny. You may order and drive an individual, but you cannot make him respect you." William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
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no, i would take several pictures.
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
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No,I don't imagine he'd taste good.Also too human like.
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I used to think I would shoot one. That is until I saw one in camp. I had a 300winmag right next to me. But, shooting it was the farthest thing from my mind. I just watched it from the safety of my truck camper as it went through my camp.
I've also had several other encounters and NOT ONE of them were negative at all. I absolutely know they exist. But, I wouldn't harm one for a 100 million dollars!
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No wai! We're probably surrounded by his friends!
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If 'mental illness' is a main cause of gun-grabbing sentiments, then mental illness is the true enemy.
The March of Dimes worked. There's an opportunity there for being pro-active in defense of your rights.
Alternatlvely, please just actually give actual money occasionally.
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Only if he is holding the fire exit door open for a guy with orange hair in a movie theater.
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