Would you shoot Bigfoot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post
    I would probably believe it to be a homeless person or a human in an ape suit. So I would not shoot it unless I felt threatened.

    And I would keep a close eye on my beef jerky.


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    This. Are you absolutely 100% sure what you would be shooting? Now if it really was a bigfoot I would still need more of a reason to shoot than just because it would be cool.

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    Only if he attacked me! He seemed friendly enough in his movie?
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    Is there a pattern here? The posters that would shoot Bigfoot are from...

    ...North Carolina (x2), Kentucky, Texas, Georgia, Florida, and Missouri (counting taxidermy).

    LOL.
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    I've got nothing against Bigfoot. Let him be as long as he lets me be.

    I would be filling up the memory on my phone with pictures and video. If he notices me, I'll be trying to make friends unless he seems to think I'm snack-worthy. Then, he'll be meeting some hot flying lead.... and lots of it. Until I feel safe again.
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    Yes, with an imaginary bullet.

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    Only if I am carrying at least a 44mag with lots of rnds at my disposal! Wouldn't want to just piss him off, but to answer the question...... he will get it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by troutkiller View Post
    Is there a pattern here? The posters that would shoot Bigfoot are from...

    ...North Carolina (x2), Kentucky, Texas, Georgia, Florida, and Missouri (counting taxidermy).

    LOL.
    They may also be toothless, and play the banjo on the porch LOL!

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    Only if after conversation and a cup of 'tea' with it, I found out it was a progressive leftist anti-gun nut.

    However, since Big Foot does not exist, this is not a discussion of illegal intent or activity.
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    On a serious note. Unless I'm mistaken it's illegal to shoot one if you actually did happen across one..not sure, but I think I read that somewhere...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    On a serious note. Unless I'm mistaken it's illegal to shoot one if you actually did happen across one..not sure, but I think I read that somewhere...
    Crud! Is Big Foot already on the Endangered Species List too?
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    Bigfoot is most likely either very human- intelligence, personality, conscious thought- or very animal- instinctive, potentially violent if it perceives threat, territorial.

    It's not legal to kill a human unless they threaten your life- which Bigfoot most likely won't do if he's very human. It is also illegal to hunt (kill) most animals outside of their specified 'season'... I haven't seen anything regarding a 'Bigfoot season'.

    That would kinda make it illegal- and very immoral either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by troutkiller View Post
    Is there a pattern here? The posters that would shoot Bigfoot are from...

    ...North Carolina (x2), Kentucky, Texas, Georgia, Florida, and Missouri (counting taxidermy).

    LOL.
    Hey, not all Texans would shoot him.

    Some Texans would try to get him to run for office on the Libertarian ticket. I mean, if we could hook him and Willie Nelson up for a presidential run, everyone else go home, we have the next 8 years in the White House covered.....
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    Only with my phaser set on stun. Then get him and Mel Brooks to go on tour as the oldest man in the world AND bigfoot!
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    You'll never prove he was there without a physical body.

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