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Yes, he's scary and I'll be famous
No, he's a misunderstood creature
I'll shoot only if he attacks me
Only if I stept in a Pile of his/her DUNG ; )
A Native Floridian = RARE
IT'S OUR RIGHTS>THEY WANT TO WRONG
Shooting Chuck Noris' cousin would be a bad idea.......
What? They must share some DNA.
I would shoot, but wait......he is mythical. It prolly wont kill him. Do i need a silver bullet, stake or both? Maybe a golden stake.....that could be expensive, and what kind of stake....deer, moose, beef or all 3. OH MY this could be bad. Quick snap a pic with the camera phone and throw on the ghillie suit and hunker down. I hope he doesnt notice me, im in my safe place now ::rubbing my magic stone::
No threat = No shoot from me.
If he was mauling me then that would be a different story.
You know, I ran this one past my Pastor at church. GIANTS are mentioned in the Holy Bible. Remember the tale of David & Goliath? He (Goliath) was over 10 feet tall and probably weighed in around 400-600 pounds. Massive dude. Why couldn't that be a representation of what we know to be Bigfoot today? I believe in a supernatural world... as a Christian, I have to.
Former Army Infantry Captain; 25 yrs as an NRA Certified Instructor; NRA Endowment Life; Avid practitioner of the martial art: KLIK-PAO.
You'd better believe I'd shoot him. With my Canon.
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Shoot him in the foot. Gather some DNA evidence and slow his butt down so we can follow the blood trail and find where he calls home.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
Last edited by gottabkiddin; May 7th, 2013 at 06:02 PM.
No. I would talk him into making a reality show. Oh wait, that's already being done even without him.
Yes, you could sell that him to science or a museum for tons$ I'd accept nothing less than $100 million.