Would you shoot Bigfoot?

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    Only if I stept in a Pile of his/her DUNG ; )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet1234 View Post
    NO,,,, probably a RELATIVE.
    . Nice one.
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

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    Shooting Chuck Noris' cousin would be a bad idea.......

    What? They must share some DNA.

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    I would shoot, but wait......he is mythical. It prolly wont kill him. Do i need a silver bullet, stake or both? Maybe a golden stake.....that could be expensive, and what kind of stake....deer, moose, beef or all 3. OH MY this could be bad. Quick snap a pic with the camera phone and throw on the ghillie suit and hunker down. I hope he doesnt notice me, im in my safe place now ::rubbing my magic stone::

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    I think you guys are misunderstanding him; he might not be all that bad
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    No threat = No shoot from me.

    If he was mauling me then that would be a different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet1234 View Post
    NO,,,, probably a RELATIVE.
    The majority of my diet consists of distant relatives!
    Our current plan for Universal Iron Lung coverage, just sayin'.
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    Good thing the March of Dimes worked. How, why?

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    You know, I ran this one past my Pastor at church. GIANTS are mentioned in the Holy Bible. Remember the tale of David & Goliath? He (Goliath) was over 10 feet tall and probably weighed in around 400-600 pounds. Massive dude. Why couldn't that be a representation of what we know to be Bigfoot today? I believe in a supernatural world... as a Christian, I have to.
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    You'd better believe I'd shoot him. With my Canon.
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    Shoot him in the foot. Gather some DNA evidence and slow his butt down so we can follow the blood trail and find where he calls home.
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    Shoot him in the foot. Gather some DNA evidence and slow his butt down so we can follow the blood trail and find where he calls home.
    You'd shoot Big Foot in the foot? Now that's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    You'd shoot Big Foot in the foot? Now that's just wrong.

    Just a little humor to start the day off... I wouldn't really shoot any animal that I wasn't trying to survive off of. Never been much of a hunter for trophies. Now, if I'm hungry, all kinds of creatures better beware.
    Last edited by gottabkiddin; May 7th, 2013 at 06:02 PM.
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    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

    "If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." Thomas Jefferson

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    No. I would talk him into making a reality show. Oh wait, that's already being done even without him.

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    There were some funny responses on this thread.

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    Yes, you could sell that him to science or a museum for tons$ I'd accept nothing less than $100 million.

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