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Yes, he's scary and I'll be famous
No, he's a misunderstood creature
I'll shoot only if he attacks me
Only if I stept in a Pile of his/her DUNG ; )
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IT'S OUR RIGHTS>THEY WANT TO WRONG
Shooting Chuck Noris' cousin would be a bad idea.......
What? They must share some DNA.
I would shoot, but wait......he is mythical. It prolly wont kill him. Do i need a silver bullet, stake or both? Maybe a golden stake.....that could be expensive, and what kind of stake....deer, moose, beef or all 3. OH MY this could be bad. Quick snap a pic with the camera phone and throw on the ghillie suit and hunker down. I hope he doesnt notice me, im in my safe place now ::rubbing my magic stone::
No threat = No shoot from me.
If he was mauling me then that would be a different story.
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You know, I ran this one past my Pastor at church. GIANTS are mentioned in the Holy Bible. Remember the tale of David & Goliath? He (Goliath) was over 10 feet tall and probably weighed in around 400-600 pounds. Massive dude. Why couldn't that be a representation of what we know to be Bigfoot today? I believe in a supernatural world... as a Christian, I have to.
Former Army Infantry Captain; 25 yrs as an NRA Certified Instructor; NRA Endowment Life; Avid practitioner of the martial art: KLIK-PAO.
You'd better believe I'd shoot him. With my Canon.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
No. I would talk him into making a reality show. Oh wait, that's already being done even without him.
Yes, you could sell that him to science or a museum for tons$ I'd accept nothing less than $100 million.