Would you shoot Bigfoot?

Would you shoot Bigfoot?

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    Would you shoot Bigfoot?

    You're hiking or hunting in the deep forest and all of a sudden, there he is - the legendary Bigfoot! He doesn't see you yet, do you shoot?
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    nope. take a picture.
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    Bigfoot only wore a size 10, so if it really had big feet, I'd assume its a bipedal Snuffleupagus and attempt to ride it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mano3 View Post
    You're hiking or hunting in the deep forest and all of a sudden, there he is - the legendary Bigfoot! He doesn't see you yet, do you shoot?
    And risk the wrath of the Interdimensional Time Police?
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    Drill him!
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    Is he armed with more than a beverage and a drink? Is he approaching me in a threatening manner? Is he within 21 feet? Are there any gunbuster signs that deep in the forest? Are there multiple mythical creatures (wendigo, loch ness, werewolf, chuchacabra, conservative liberal) lurking in the shadows? Should I just call in an airstrike? If I decide not to shoot and just try to befriend him will he mistake me for the jackasses in those commercials that are always messin' with him?

    I'm gonna need time and internet access to research the best caliber for sasquatch. If he hasn't seen me it would be a bad shoot. Maybe I'll just get a picture.
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    Shoot him? My word, perish the thought. Sign him up to a lifetime contract as his exclusive agent and representative.
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    Would you shoot Bigfoot?
    No. Bigfoot gets a pass but if the Chupacabra comes poking around my yard he's dead meat.

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    Yes. And end the debate once and for all. Then fire up the grill and call Uncle Ted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glockman10mm View Post
    Yes. And end the debate once and for all. Then fire up the grill and call Uncle Ted.
    Yep. +1
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    I bet he taste like chicken. I would love to see the look on my taxidermist face when I brought that in.
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    Yes. He would make a nice rug.

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    I wouldnt shoot him unless he tried to kill me.

    No reason to really.
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    I'm a vegetarian, so no.

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    I would probably believe it to be a homeless person or a human in an ape suit. So I would not shoot it unless I felt threatened.

    And I would keep a close eye on my beef jerky.


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