Anyone looking for a Job?

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    Working alone with minimal oversight. Benefits include 72 virgins and rivers of honey. The job will blow you away

    .Al-Qaeda's 'suicide bombers wanted' ad | The Times of Israel.

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    Retirement plan? Health insurance??

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    Sounds like a dead-end job.
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    Too bad I'm not qualified. I have an education, bathe daily and cannot grow a beard.

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    Hmmmm....the ad doesn't mention any accidental death and dismemberment benefit. I think these Jihadists should organize and form a union. They are being taken advantage of.

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    No thanks..

    I've never been a fan of virgins since they're so clingy. I couldn't imagine having to deal with 72 of them.

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    It's not 72 virgins. It's 1 - 72 year old virgin.
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    Guaranteed heaven, surrounded by virgins (whatever good that does)...how come those in charge never step up to the plate?
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