Online dating story

This is a discussion on Online dating story within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by atctimmy Compliment a woman about her shoes and her hair. Then pick something about her that is interesting and talk about her. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Compliment a woman about her shoes and her hair. Then pick something about her that is interesting and talk about her. Good luck!

    Women find interested (in her) to be interesting (to her).
    Yes, you should always start out with a nice compliment. Here's a few ice breakers for you... "Gee, you don't sweat much for such a big heavy girl" or "I didn't think they made such pretty shoes in man sizes"
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    Here's the only online date I ever had. She wasn't exactly what I had in mind BUT she had a nice personalty. We really hit it off when she showed me how she was able to crimp bullets using her bare teeth. What a talent!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gasmitty View Post
    So you'll have to get together to compare membership cards!
    Maybe you shouldn't compare membership cards she might just have a way lower number than yours....
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    Exactly My Point & his new found lady on a range date

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    "One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
    --Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney

    Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig35seven View Post
    Yes, you should always start out with a nice compliment. Here's a few ice breakers for you... "Gee, you don't sweat much for such a big heavy girl" or "I didn't think they made such pretty shoes in man sizes"
    OK, now that was REALLY funny. Funny stuff indeed!

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    You all can have the on line dating thing; me, I have always had good luck with the old fashion way. Sneak up behind then and club them over the head
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    I, uh, just can't thank you guys enough for all the dating "advice".

    Actually, some of them were pretty darn funny.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    So how the heck did it go?

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