Drunk, naked and two monkeys on the loose

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    Drunk, naked and two monkeys on the loose

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    Where was my invite?!?!?!?!
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    Party!!!!!!!
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    It would be entertaining to hear his explanation as to what happened.
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    Augusta, GA --

    WJBF News Channel 6 has learned a Georgia Health Sciences University (GHSU) Lab Animal Services employee was found drunk and partially nude in a Lab Animal Services Technician locker room on Monday, August 13th.

    A GHSU spokesperson confirms that 2 monkeys were out of their cages in the locked Animals Services Lab.
    Going on the evidence presented in the article I'm thinking the the monkeys roofied him. Probably put it in his coffee while he wasn't looking. Least that would be my story if I were him.

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    it was a good job while it lasted....

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    Poor Monkeys......
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    Those monkies almost made it, damn containment systems
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    Sounds like a heck of a party... kinda glad I wasn't there for it.
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    I see another script for the hangover 3

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    It just struck me that I only read about this kind of stuff happening to men. No wonder women think we're idiots.

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    That guy is totally bananas
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    Good thing the March of Dimes worked. How, why?

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