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    And to think all these years I though Betty Crocker was the only one that burned her buns
    Usually they get skin off the butt to do patch work... I wonder where you are getting it from.

    "She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts," Carrillo's Austin-based lawyer Michael Wash told CBSDFW.com.

    Woman sues Dallas Cowboys over burned butt - Beaumont Enterprise


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    She is an idiot. Bench is hot, get up! She better not get one penny.
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    I don't know which one I'd slap first. Her for for bing stupid, or her bottom feeding, ambulance chasing lawyer.
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    Thank god she wasn't drinking coffee.... it would have been a real disaster
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    Quote Originally Posted by barstoolguru View Post
    Thank god she wasn't drinking coffee.... it would have been a real disaster
    I saw that yesterday and was going to post but I figured she lawyered up with you already for the lawsuit

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    I think the hot bench already "disaster." I wonder how much she weighs... I bet she couldn't move fast enough to avoid a smoked butt.
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    What, no pics???? Never Happened....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    Wow. It never ceases to amaze me what people refuse to accept responsibility for. So if I sit on the black hot seat in my convertible without throwing down a towel can I sue VW? Or Walmart for not providing shade?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    What, no pics???? Never Happened....
    I think pictures would not only violate our forum standards of decency, they would ruin a lot of appetites.
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    I'm going to start laying out on black bentleys and get rich quick!
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    They need to plaster her face on the jumbotron in the stadium as public enemy #1. She was probably a redskin fan anyway
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    I like the fact that it was such a big deal she waited two years to file suit!!
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    The Cowgirls have been burning our butts for years, and this is the first lawsuit?? Amazing!!

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    The only cases like this that have any success are patients with diabetes or other medical disabilities that do not feel the burn.


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    I was at a womens golf tournament when a star player hopped up on a black horse statue for a photo op. It was summer and the horse was extremely hot. She was burned in a similar way on her inner thighs. Before she could get off the damage was done. It can happen very quickly.

    Chairs that reach this high a temperature should NOT be placed in a public area. They should have used white ones and they wouldn't be getting sued.
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