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    This is the best thread I've seen on this site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    When I was younger my Mom caught me trying out one of her bras...It looked like when it was hooked up to some heavy duty rubber surgical tubing it would make a great double barrel slingshot,it didn't work out that great and I got yelled at for stretching out the elastic on it.I never touched a bra again until much later in life
    Notice he didn't say "trying on one of her bras"; he said "trying out one of her bras". He was merely attempting a scientific exploration of the bra's double barrel sling shot capability. It sounds like mankind and science have been deprived of a great weapon.
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    Which jurisdiction will pass a law restricting them? Chicago or NYC? I vote NYC they want to restrict everything, Bloomberg knows whats best for everyone anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tricolordad View Post
    What I'm not getting is how they'd classify cup size... .36+D? Lol
    And then they will come out with the +D+
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    It is our duty to see to it that the U.N. immediately enacts a treaty to protect us from senseless acts of bra related violence.

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    I'm all for banning bras - and pantyhose.
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    Investigators say the woman was drunk on a July evening when she and her boyfriend called on their 65-year-old neighbor for money to buy drinks. Angry that he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands, before taking off her bra and strangling him with it, they say.
    Booze and bras don't mix.

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    I hope this thread stays active so I can keep a breast of the situation. (rimshot)
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    Yup. Assault bra ban. Sounds good to me.

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    I told my wife about the story and this thread - she just sighed and shook her head at me...

    The kids cracked up though!
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    Friends don't let friends drink and wear bras.
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    Typical. In a world of law abiding bra wearers, a couple of boobs go and screw it up for everybody
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    The victim didn't know he walked into a booby trap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB2 View Post
    In this case I'm all for open carry. :D
    Not all should be allowed open carry. That be gross

    Carry on

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