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So the wife and I went for a run the other day around the neighborhood. As usual I was in my bright, neon orange soccer shorts and jersey. Phone tucked into one side of my waistband so I could listen to some tunes (otherwise I get bored in a hurry) and M&P .40c on the other side. The jersey is pretty loose and conceals easily. We're running along a path through the very suburban neighborhood, past the house with 4 minivans in the driveway (!). We've been going a mile and a half or so, passed a few people, been passed by a few vehicles. I see a kid on his bike ride by and do a double-take. I figure it's just my neon orange getup. I get about a step ahead of my wife and she gasps and jerks my shirt. I turn around and give her a quizzical look and she informs me that it would seem I've been running the entire time with the gun exposed to the world. I'm not sure if I forgot to pull the shirt down after tucking the holster into my waistband or if a movement I made or a gust of wind lifted it up. In a couple months it won't matter, but as of right now I think that's the most exposed I've been in public.
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"Gun control should mean hitting your target every time."
Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
Better to have your shirt up than your pants down!