I was exposed!
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Post By RightyLefty
August 23rd, 2012 08:23 AM
I was exposed!
So the wife and I went for a run the other day around the neighborhood. As usual I was in my bright, neon orange soccer shorts and jersey. Phone tucked into one side of my waistband so I could listen to some tunes (otherwise I get bored in a hurry) and M&P .40c on the other side. The jersey is pretty loose and conceals easily. We're running along a path through the very suburban neighborhood, past the house with 4 minivans in the driveway (!). We've been going a mile and a half or so, passed a few people, been passed by a few vehicles. I see a kid on his bike ride by and do a double-take. I figure it's just my neon orange getup. I get about a step ahead of my wife and she gasps and jerks my shirt. I turn around and give her a quizzical look and she informs me that it would seem I've been running the entire time with the gun exposed to the world. I'm not sure if I forgot to pull the shirt down after tucking the holster into my waistband or if a movement I made or a gust of wind lifted it up. In a couple months it won't matter, but as of right now I think that's the most exposed I've been in public.
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August 23rd, 2012 08:28 AM
Even worse than that one time? ...when the police were called... and they had to throw that blanket over you?
Originally Posted by paaiyan
"Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"
"Gun control means hitting your target every time."
Please take everything I say with at least one
grain of salt- I am a very
sarcastic person with a very
dry sense of humor.
August 23rd, 2012 08:38 AM
Better to have your shirt up than your pants down!
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