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    what not to do with a bulletproof vest.

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    aaaand a follow up....what not to do with a shotgun:

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    What not to do...

    Duct tape additional ballistic plates to your back under the vest so you can cover your partner while shes providing a counter sniper attack at the mall?

    Oh by the way, did I seriously just see what I did in this video?
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    He just added one more tattoo, and didn't even need a needle.
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    This is why the head shot is an important skill to master....
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    He said it was 10mm... That's got to be a lie- everyone knows you can't stop a 10mm..


    Is it bad of me to kinda hope- deep down inside- that next time he tries that trick the vest doesn't work? Because, if it's bad, I won't do it...
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    "IDIOT" might just be an understatement here...
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    Wow. Just when I thought people couldn't get any dumber. I mean, seriously? I just don't understand people these days.

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    Something tells me that guy has applied to every LEO agency within a 1000 mile radius and been turned down at every one
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Something tells me that guy has applied to every LEO agency within a 1000 mile radius and been turned down at every one
    Probably because he's colored....

    no not that...

    he's got tats from his neck to his knuckles fer gosh sakes... I'm sorry, ain't no cop shop I ever heard of gonna hire someone like that to "represent." Sure a couple of tasteful tats, Semper Fi, MOM, all that... but body work? Not so much.
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    Too bad it worked...
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    Well I was thinking of trying this but maybe not now, thanks mall cop crash test dummy.
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    Is this the same guy that belly flops into the mud puddle face first?

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    Wasn't there a vest salesman years ago that died when he told his partner to stab him with a knife while demonstrating the vest to potential buyers?

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    moron...nuff said
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