Darwin Award Winner - What not to use a Ghilliee Suit for.....

Darwin Award Winner - What not to use a Ghilliee Suit for.....

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    Darwin Award Winner - What not to use a Ghilliee Suit for.....

    OOPS:

    A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was ..........(wait for it)..... killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

    ....“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”





    (Enter the Darwin moment)......





    “He was in the right-hand lane of travel and the vehicle was unable to avoid him and struck him,” Schneider said of the first vehicle driven by a 15-year-old girl from Somers.

    A second vehicle driven by a 17-year-old Somers girl also struck Tenley as he laid on the highway.

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    “Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”
    Who would have thought so???
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    Well. At least it was on the other end of the state......

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    ..and you talk bad about us Texans.... Geez...
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    People have seen dead bear, dead moose, and now even a dead guy in a ghillie suit laying by the road. But never a dead Sasquatch...

    They must have their own traffic-crossing guards.
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    Let me get this straight. A guy is impersonating Bigfoot two months before Halloween and is run over by not one, but TWO teenaged females? In a state with the third-lowest population density in the US.

    Seriously stranger than fiction.
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    "Play stupid games..............

    BUT, these two young kids now have to live with the memories of hitting and running over this dead bozo. I don't think that is a memory that I would want in my head.......
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    Seems the suit did it's job so well not one but two vehicles did not see him before striking him. Darn that camouflage.
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    I had to LOL at one poster
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    “He was in the right-hand lane of travel and the vehicle was unable to avoid him and struck him,” Schneider said of the first vehicle driven by a 15-year-old girl from Somers.

    A second vehicle driven by a 17-year-old Somers girl also struck Tenley as he laid on the highway.
    what are the odds they where on the phone or texting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxwell47 View Post
    ..and you talk bad about us Texans.... Geez...
    I only talk bad about North Dakotans. You Texans are fine by me.

    Seriously though, I just don't get this one. Did he wake up yesterday and think, "Gee, I'm gonna get drunk and run around on a major highway pretending to be Sasquatch!"? How do people come up with things like this?


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    When you get bored, you try to be funny.

    When you try to be funny, you pull practical jokes.

    When you pull practical jokes, you stand in the driving lane on US HWY 93, at night, in a Ghillie suit.

    when you stand in the driving lane on US HWY 93, at night, in a Ghillie suit, you become a hood ornament.

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    The drivers have a defense: there were no "Caution - Bigfoot Crossing" signs posted.
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    "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

    Famous last words of Big Foot wannabe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gasmitty View Post
    Let me get this straight. A guy is impersonating Bigfoot two months before Halloween and is run over by not one, but TWO teenaged females? In a state with the third-lowest population density in the US.

    Seriously stranger than fiction.
    Should that be on his Tombstone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Once View Post
    Should that be on his Tombstone?
    Tombstone:

    "Never mind, you won't believe it anyway"
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