I hate my job day!

[Sonic Misfit]

My wife sent me this in an email. It was too good not to share.
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. open the package and removed the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Bud White]

I've seen that before but always a funny read

[Fragman]

Gives a new meaning to 'Take this job and stick it up.....'

[Wayne]

I've watched "dirty jobs" on the discovery program.

There are some that I've seen that I'm glad that I have the job that I have .

Well, sometimes

Wayne

[swiftyjuan]

I wonder if they clean it after they test it?