This is a discussion on Silly story within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Doodle
I don't shine people on about my time in the navy although I should because that actually sounds fun! Anyway when ...
September 2nd, 2012 09:19 PM
Many years ago I tended bar. I didn't drink, couldn't stand the smell of the stuff after being around it all for a few weeks. There are two guys at the bar one night. One was in the navy and did the submarine thing. The other is going on and on asking questions. I can see the guy is tried of answering stupid questions. The man asks him if they can go down when they want. I just roll my eyes but burst out laughing when I hear the sailor reply's. He said, You know one time were were suppose to go out on training. Well we just couldn't stand the captain so we made sure we left him behind. We stayed down at the bottom and played cards until he found us. " The guy is going you are kidding how did you get away with that. I am laughing so hard and give the sailor a free drink. He said to me there is always someone who asks the most stupid things.
Originally Posted by Doodle
Our House Is Protected By The Good Lord And A gun. You Might Meet Both Of Them If You Show Up Inside My House Uninvited.
September 3rd, 2012 01:31 AM
Nice...Some people will believe anything.
Originally Posted by minimalbrat
September 3rd, 2012 01:49 AM
Doing air shows with the C-5 and when people would comment how big it was I would just tell them they should see the box it came in.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."