This is a discussion on My favorite typos/misspellings/wrong words within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by BenGoodLuck That and "Between you and I" are the two biggest groaners used by sportscasters. If I hear "No doubt about it." ...
Agreed! Where's Howard Cosell when we REALLY need him.
There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.
I to get upset with incorrect usage. Two often you'll find grammatical errors repeated too times or more in the same message.
Ouch. It even hurts to right that.
My uncle would always say "we stood at the hotel". I always asked him "why didn't you sit?" and he would give me a HUH! look.
Cogito, ergo armatum sum. I think, therefore I am armed. (Don Mann, The Modern Day Gunslinger; the ultimate handgun training manual)
I expescially hate when people say Liberry (Lie Berry)...and expescially. Or even to me more pacific...
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
Oh, I hate this one: supposably
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Trust in God and keep your powder dry
"A heavily armed citizenry is not about overthrowing the government; it is about preventing the government from overthrowing liberty. A people stripped of their right of self defense is defenseless against their own government." -source
"I could care less"
"I couldn't care less"
How about, he goes, "I like that gun." And she goes, "I do, too." And he goes, "How much did it cost?"
Just going...err, saying.
We have become so inundated with bad grammar that it tends to slip into our speech without being noticed. One that I hear virtually all of the time is: "different than", when it should be "different from".
Another that drives me crazy (I know, it's a short trip!) is the use of "bring", when it should be "take".
It could be worse.
"The History of our Revolution will be one continued Lye from one end to the other."
"A gun is kind of like a parachute. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again".
Working in a retail store gives many a lot of stories here. When we have defective products, stolen packages, torn packages, or other problems with something, we write up a claim tag and send it to the claims area. A little while back, someone found a desk set that did not have the ink pen in it. The claim tag had "penismissing".
Cape Locum Et Fac Vestigium
You gotta love kids.
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